Human Bed Warming Service ~ Holiday Inn launched a human bed warming service in London. This creeps me out. I couldn't help but think of some of Holiday Inn's popular slogans over the years:
"Relax, it's Holiday Inn." ...besides, there's a guy in your bed in a one piece body suit.
"We put a smile back on your face." ...and an employee under your sheets.
"The best surprise is no surprise." ...or finding strange hair and body dander in your bed.
"Holiday Inn: The World's Inn Keeper." ...sheet creeper.
"Your host from coast to coast." ...and a bed, warmer than most.
I was also thinking of the slogans of other hotels. Like the famous "We'll leave the light on for you!" by Motel 6. Holiday Inn could counter: "We'll leave a chick in the bed for you."
What's next? Toilet seats warmed by human buns? Not for me, thanks.
Purple and Gold ~ The artist formerly and presently known as Prince wrote a new fight song for his hometown team, the Minnesota Vikings. Um... I've always thought Prince to be a tremendous song writer. Give this fight song a listen and see what you think. I'm thinking it's not one of his better efforts.
A Woman Scorned ~ How does that saying go? Hell hath no fury... This story tends to agree.
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